Okay, so I got tired of all these music memes that are basically the same thing over and over and I decided to write MY OWN MUSIC MEME. Give it a shot. |D Click the link below to view the meme.



One-Hit Wonder

This one's a bit involved, but it's pretty fun.

Okay, so in order to have a hit, you need an awesome band with an awesome Band Name.
1) To find your totally radical band name, select your favorite artist in your media player. Set your player to "shuffle" (or random, etc.) and press "play." Then skip forward three times. Repeat this three times. Now, re-arrange the words in the song titles to create your band name. You must use at least ONE word from each song. You may use all the words if you like.

Song1- Closing: I Can't Turn You Loose (Blues Brothers), Song2- Everybody Needs Somebody To Love (Blues Brothers), Song3- She Caught The Katy (Blues Brothers)

Band Name: The Loose Love

Great! Now you need a Music Genre.
2) To get your own unique music genre, open your media player and go to the first band listed alphabetically between the letters "M" and and "R". (long letter range for people with small music libraries) Mark down what genre that band falls under. Things such as "Various Artists" and "Unknown" are to be skipped. Now, mark down the last band genre listed between the letters "A" and "F." Combine the two genres to get your own. You may mix names to make a more-fun sounding genre.

Genre1- Jazz, Genre2- Classical

Music Genre: Jassical :D

Now you need an Album Title. All good bands have catchy album titles. This is a proven scientific fact.
3) For your red hot top selling album title, open your media player and set it to "shuffle." (we see a trend here) Press "play" and shuffle forward five times. Mark down the band name. Now shuffle forward three times. Record that band name. Lastly, shuffle forward one more time and stop. Open the playlist for the band you just landed on and shuffle forward three more times. Record the song title your player stopped on. Now make any combination of the two band names and song title you see fit.

Band1- Flim and the BB's, Band2- Norwalk High School Jazz Band, Song1- Walkin'

Album Title: The High Walk

Now that you got your awesome band name, unique music genre, and too cool for school album title- you need to figure out the title of your Hit Song.
4) To figure out the name that will get you recognized by screaming girls and jumping boys everywhere, open your media player and go back to your favorite artist. Put your player on "shuffle" and skip forward five times. Make note of the song title and band name, then look up the lyrics (or not if you know them by heart) and write down the first two lines of the song. Choose 3-6 words from those lines and they will be your hit song title.

Song- Everybody Needs Somebody To Love
Lyrics- We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight
And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois' law enforcement community

Hit Song: Welcome Everybody Tonight

And now, for the finale- your hit Song Lyrics.
5-A) The First Verse Open your media player and select any four artists who's names fall between the letters "R" and "Z."

Artist1- Steve Turre, Artist2- Team America Soundtrack, Artist3- Too Much Spare Time

Go to Artist1 and set your player to "shuffle"- skip forward three times. Write down the first two lines in the song. Next, go to Artist2 and set your player to "shuffle"- skip forward four times. Write down the second two lines from the song. Go to Artist3 and set your player to "shuffle"- skip forward five times. Write down the last two lines in the song.

Oh Volunteered Slavery
It's something that we all know
America, Fuck Yeah!
Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day, yeah!
You know what you doing, move zig.
For great Justice.

That's okay, the best songs don't rhyme at all. This is also a proven scientific fact.
5-B) The Second Verse Repeat the steps you did in 5-A, except find three artists inbetween letters "D" and "L."

Artist1- Glenn Miller, Artist2- The Jim Widner Big Band, Artist3- Dizzy Gillespie

Again, repeat the second set of steps found in 5-A, this time using your new artist choices.

When you wish upon a star,
Makes no difference who you are,
All right, okay, you win,
Oh baby, what can I do?
Go in, then out the window,
Go in, then out the window.

And now, the best part.
5-C) The Catchy Chorus Open your media player and pay a visit to your favorite artist one last time. Set your player to "shuffle" and click "play" - skip forward three times. Write down the first two lines of the song's chorus. If the song has no chorus, skip to another song that does. Repeat this step three more times, writing down the lyrics as you did with the verses.

Every night I go to sleep,
The blues fall down like rain.
Going Back To Miami,
Going Back to my girl.

You can call it what you want,
But I call it messin' with the kid!
Come on! Baby don't you wanna go?
Back to that same 'ol place?



That's it. Throw it all together and what do you get?

Welcome Everybody Tonight by The Loose Love
Off of their hit Jassical release, "The High Walk"

Oh Volunteered Slavery
It's something that we all know
America, Fuck Yeah!
Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day, yeah!
You know what you doing, move zig.
For great Justice.

Every night I go to sleep,
The blues fall down like rain.
Going Back To Miami,
Going Back to my girl.

You can call it what you want,
But I call it messin' with the kid!
Come on! Baby don't you wanna go?
Back to that same 'ol place?

When you wish upon a star,
Makes no difference who you are,
All right, okay, you win,
Oh baby, what can I do?
Go in, then out the window,
Go in, then out the window.

*Repeat Chrous and Fade Out

There. Now that you're a super-star, select five of your favorite roadies and make THEM start their own bands. ;D

I tag Celes, RickZarber, Thaumaturge, Kuroude, and AwesomePillowChicago.